There is just no way, you’re saying to yourself. Isn’t that, like, 10 whole human bodies, a thousand pounds? Can you actually lose that kind of weight? How does someone even get to that point? Forget about how she gained it, because we all know it’s just too easy going for the donut, or the double-glazed donut-based bacon cheeseburger. I want to know what she did to get it off!