Y’all know you could look that good, too, if you had a personal trainer, unlimited budget, and their stylists… not to mention their post-editing Photoshop magicians! NYC artist Danny Evans decided to show us exactly what they look like, living an ordinary life… Okay let’s be real, Ri-Ri still looks pretty gorgeous. I think. What do you say? I say, next!
15Sarah Jessica Parker
Oh come on. Was the horse joke necessary? Poor girl. Again, still not bad. But then we have…
Welp. There’s the crazy eyes. This seems like a pretty fair portrait of un-celebritied Tom. Who else do we have?
13We’ll Never Be Royals!
You know who this is. I kind of like her poor-girl fancy top. Meh, shock me, show me more!
Oh gawd, poor Nicole. Someone do something with her hair, it’s scary.
Aww, Miley, you look so cute! But but, prepare yourself for the next one, you may never get over it.
Okay that’s just… that’s not right.
She still looks like she’s got that killer voice. Truthfully, is this even so harsh?
8Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
This looks like it’s about to get PG. Get a room, you two!
No, uh uh. This is just pure sacrilege. Johnny has HAD it.
J-Lo looks like she’s… maybe an accountant? Okay? The bad haircut plus the terrible sweater, well, she could still be pretty fine if she dressed up.
So no one told you life was going to be this way, you’re job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA. Jennifer got stuck in second gear. It hasn’t been her day, her week, her month, or even her year.
4Jay-Z and Queen Bey
I guess you can still be a queen with bad bangs. Can I say, I actually love his glasses?
3Bent Like Beckham
Oh just no. These two look terrible. Not sure if this is from a bad family album or what.
Brittney! She looks a little shell-shocked. I think we all would be if we got our lifestyles switched out like this!
Now this is what I’d call a wardrobe malfunction. They’d still be okay with a little less hairspray and some plain tee shirts.